3-Character Trio Cast 6 - 9 Minutes Pure Comedy
The Heist Rehearsal
Full Shooting Script in Industry Courier Monospace Format
INT. HATCHBACK CAR - NIGHT
Dashboard ki peeli roshni. Bahar streetlights ka glow. Car ke andar teen aadmi ghusse hue hain. Front seats cramped. Back seat cluttered.
PAWAN (37), leather jacket, sunglasses, overconfident grin.
BITTU (29), baseball cap, sweaty forehead, fake blueprint pages clutch kiye hue.
RAFI (41), plain shirt, deadpan, lunch box godh mein.
PAWAN
(to the mirror, dramatic)
Aaj raat, game change hoga.
BITTU
Ghar change ho gaya toh chalega? Mujhe abhi bhi samajh nahi aa raha hum kar kya rahe hain.
RAFI
Lunch break miss karke crime rehearsal.
PAWAN
(ignoring him)
Simple plan hai. Main mastermind. Bittu driver. Rafi... inside man.
RAFI
Main inside man tab banoonga jab mujhe pata ho andar kya hai.
BITTU
(blueprints unfold karta hai)
Yeh map hai na?
PAWAN
Bilkul.
BITTU
Yeh toh coffee stain hai.
PAWAN
Perspective. Tumhe perspective ki samajh nahi hai.
RAFI
Mujhe lag raha hai tum dono ko actual address ki samajh nahi hai.
PAWAN fake walkie-talkie uthata hai.
PAWAN
(serious)
Over.
BITTU
(gabrahata hai)
Over kisne bola? Hum toh start bhi nahi hue.
RAFI lunch box kholta hai. Roti-sabzi.
RAFI
Pehle khana kha lo. Heist ke baad bhookh lagti hai.
PAWAN
Khana baad mein. Ab intimidation practice.
PAWAN
Aankhen narrow karo. Chin up. Jaise tumne bachpan mein laws reject kiye ho.
BITTU tries. He looks like he has eye allergy.
RAFI
Mere ko toh chup rehke bhi suspicious lagna aata hai.
PAWAN
Exactly. Suspicious. Not scared.
BITTU
Agar CCTV hua toh?
PAWAN
CCTV ko bhi confuse kar denge.
RAFI
Kaise? Usko bhi blueprint dikhaoge?
Pawan irritate hota hai. Bittu khidki se bahar jhankta hai.
BITTU
(เคงเฅเคฐเฅ)
Pawan...
PAWAN
Kya?
BITTU
Woh signboard...
Bittu squints. Reads it.
BITTU
Police Station.
Silence.
PAWAN
(still trying)
Achha. Toh?
BITTU
TOH?!
RAFI
Main bol raha tha address check kar lena.
PAWAN
Nahi, yeh... yeh strategic hai. Better target. High security. High credibility.
BITTU
Hamari credibility khatam ho gayi hai, Pawan.
RAFI
Jab tumne bina number plate ke parking mein gaadi park ki aur bola low profile, tab hi.
PAWAN fake walkie-talkie mein whisper karta hai.
PAWAN
Abort. Repeat, abort.
BITTU
Abort ka matlab bhaagna hota hai na?
RAFI
Haan.
Rafi seat belt kholta hai.
RAFI
Aur is baar main pehle jaa raha hoon.
PAWAN
Arre, wait. Hum plan revise karte hain.
BITTU
Kaunsa plan? Hum police station ke bahar parked hain.
Bahar ek CONSTABLE gate ke paas se guzarta hai.
Teenon ekdum freeze.
PAWAN sunglasses aur neeche kheenchta hai.
BITTU steering wheel pakad ke fake normal banta hai.
RAFI
(dry)
Drive.
PAWAN
Abhi?
RAFI
Haan. Rehearsal over.
Bittu ignition turn karta hai. Car dheere se aage badhti hai.
No hero music. Just awkward retreat.
PAWAN
(softly, to himself)
Perspective ka game tha...
RAFI
Haan. Aur hum dono haar gaye.
CUT TO BLACK.
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