2 Female Actors (F + F) 5 - 8 Minutes Pure Comedy
The Proposal File
Full Shooting Script in Industry Courier Monospace Format
INT. DINING ROOM - AFTERNOON
Bright afternoon light floods a cluttered home dining table. Wedding lists, sample invitations, pens, a calculator, a tea tray, and a wedding file are spread everywhere. A ceiling fan keeps blowing papers off the table.
TINA (27), in office casuals, clutches a planner, lip gloss, and a face full of panic. NEELAM (49), in a printed kurta and reading glasses, sits opposite her with a thick folder of wedding paperwork.
NEELAM
Yeh invitation ka color final?
TINA
Blush peach.
NEELAM
Shaadi ka card hai, cake nahi.
Tina exhales. A paper flies off the table. Neelam catches it without looking.
TINA
Bas soft sa chahiye tha, Maa.
NEELAM
Soft? Shaadi mein soft sirf laddoo hote hain.
Tina flips through her planner nervously.
TINA
Caterer ka budget thoda—
NEELAM
Thoda kya?
TINA
Thoda... less.
NEELAM
Less? Tina, tum shaadi kar rahi ho, picnic nahi.
Neelam opens her folder and starts reading.
NEELAM (CONT'D)
Venue, pandit, mehendi, return gifts, stage, photographer, DJ—
TINA
DJ zaroori hai kya?
NEELAM
Rishtedaaron ko khane ke baad uthne ke liye reason chahiye hota hai.
Tina forces a smile. She pulls a calculator closer.
TINA
Main bas chahti hoon sab simple ho.
NEELAM
Simple? Shaadi mein simple sirf “haan” hota hai.
TINA
Main serious hoon.
NEELAM
Main bhi serious hoon. Isliye file bana ke baithi hoon.
Neelam taps the wedding file. Tina notices a smaller envelope tucked inside her planner. She quickly covers it.
NEELAM (CONT'D)
Aur yeh planner mein kya chhupa rahi ho?
TINA
Kuchh nahi.
NEELAM
“Kuchh nahi” ka face “bahut kuchh” wala hai.
Tina gulps. The fan blows a stack of invitation samples across the table.
TINA
Maa, ek aur cheez thi...
NEELAM
Haan?
TINA
Woh... paperwork.
NEELAM
Kaunsa paperwork?
Tina looks away, embarrassed.
TINA
Bas... ek agreement type.
Neelam adjusts her glasses, suddenly alert.
NEELAM
Agreement?
TINA
Haan. Matlab... clear terms. Boundaries. Sab kuchh—
NEELAM
Tina, shaadi ho rahi hai ya office ka contract?
TINA
Maa, please. Main bas chahti hoon future mein koi confusion na ho.
Neelam stares at her, then slowly reaches into her own folder.
NEELAM
Achha.
She pulls out a stapled document and places it on the table.
NEELAM (CONT'D)
Toh yeh le.
Tina freezes.
TINA
Yeh kya hai?
NEELAM
Prenup.
TINA
Aapne...?
NEELAM
Haan. Kal raat banaya.
Tina opens it. Her eyes widen as she flips pages.
TINA
Assets, gifts, future savings... yeh toh proper legal draft hai!
NEELAM
Of course. Main emotional ho sakti hoon, par careless nahi.
TINA
Aur yeh clause?
She reads.
TINA (CONT'D)
“No family member shall raise voice during financial discussion.”
NEELAM
Meri taraf se gift.
Tina looks up, stunned.
TINA
Maa, aapko kaise pata tha?
NEELAM
Tum planner ko dekh ke hi samajh gayi thi. Itni ghabrahat sirf invitation ke liye nahi hoti.
Tina laughs despite herself.
TINA
Main soch rahi thi aap naraz ho jaogi.
NEELAM
Main naraz tab hoti jab tum bina soch ke sign kar deti.
Beat.
TINA
Toh... aapko problem nahi hai?
NEELAM
Problem? Tina, main toh chahti thi tum pehle din se apna safety net rakho.
Tina smiles, relieved.
TINA
Main itni badmash nahi hoon, Maa.
NEELAM
Badmash nahi. Smart.
Neelam slides the prenup draft closer.
NEELAM (CONT'D)
Bas ek correction karni hai.
TINA
Kya?
NEELAM
Tea time daily fixed.
Tina bursts out laughing.
TINA
Deal.
Neelam picks up the calculator and taps it like a judge delivering verdict.
NEELAM
Ab invitation ka color?
Tina grins.
TINA
Blush peach?
NEELAM
Acceptable.
The fan blows another invitation sample off the table. Neither of them bothers to chase it.
FADE OUT.
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