2 Female Actors (F + F) 5 - 8 Minutes Pure Comedy
The Contract
Full Shooting Script in Industry Courier Monospace Format
INT. SMALL OFFICE CONFERENCE ROOM - NIGHT
Bright white overhead lights. A glass table. Two chairs. A wall calendar marked with red deadlines. Contract papers, a laptop, coffee cups, sticky notes, and one pen.
PALLAVI (37), sharp corporate manager in a blazer, stands by the door with a stack of papers. SONIA (40), dramatic freelance designer in oversized glasses and an artsy scarf, lounges in her chair like she owns the room.
PALLAVI
(trying to sound threatening)
Alright. Contract renewal. Let’s keep this clean.
SONIA
(smiling)
Clean? In this room? Bold.
Pallavi slams the papers on the table.
PALLAVI
Clause-by-clause discussion. No drama.
SONIA
Looking at you, that seems unfair to ask.
Pallavi glares. Sonia sips coffee.
PALLAVI
Timeline is non-negotiable. Delivery every Friday.
SONIA
Creative work doesn’t run on your calendar font.
PALLAVI
It runs on deadlines.
SONIA
It runs on inspiration.
PALLAVI
It runs on accountability.
SONIA
It runs on people not saying “accountability” like a threat.
Pallavi opens the contract, points aggressively.
PALLAVI
Clause 3.1. Two revisions only.
SONIA
Three.
PALLAVI
Two.
SONIA
Three, but emotionally.
PALLAVI
That’s not a thing.
SONIA
It is in my world.
Pallavi taps the paper with her pen.
PALLAVI
Reimbursement requests need supporting documents.
SONIA
I have documents.
PALLAVI
Receipts?
SONIA
Ideas. Which are expensive.
PALLAVI
That’s not how reimbursement works.
SONIA
Then maybe your system needs a redesign.
Pallavi opens her laptop, pretending to review notes.
PALLAVI
Clause 4.2 says no additional scope without written approval.
SONIA
Exactly.
PALLAVI
Exactly?
SONIA
Yes. Finally, we agree.
PALLAVI
You read Clause 4.2?
SONIA
Of course.
PALLAVI
When?
SONIA
(beat)
Spiritually.
Pallavi stares. Sonia smiles innocently.
PALLAVI
You’re impossible.
SONIA
And yet, still billable.
A beat. The room hums. The overhead light feels harsher.
PALLAVI
Mutual consent for extension is required.
SONIA
(reading the line for the first time)
Huh.
PALLAVI
What?
SONIA
Nothing. Just... why is this underlined three times?
Pallavi looks down. The underlining is messy, clearly done in a hurry.
PALLAVI
I... don’t know.
SONIA
You don’t know?
PALLAVI
You don’t know either.
SONIA
I know plenty.
PALLAVI
Name one thing.
SONIA
This calendar is aggressive.
PALLAVI
That’s not contract knowledge.
SONIA
It is if the contract is trying to scare us.
Another beat. Pallavi glances at the wall calendar. The red deadlines are everywhere.
PALLAVI
You never actually read the whole contract, did you?
SONIA
Did you?
PALLAVI
...
SONIA
...
PALLAVI
No.
SONIA
No.
They stare at each other. Then both look away, embarrassed.
PALLAVI
I thought you had.
SONIA
I thought you had.
PALLAVI
I was just... negotiating.
SONIA
Same.
A faint CREAK from somewhere outside the room.
Both women freeze.
SONIA
(low)
Did you hear that?
PALLAVI
Yes.
SONIA
What was that?
PALLAVI
Probably... the building.
SONIA
At night?
PALLAVI
Buildings are active at night.
SONIA
That’s not comforting.
PALLAVI
I’m not trying to comfort you.
SONIA
Your voice just went up two octaves.
PALLAVI
It did not.
SONIA
It absolutely did.
Pallavi clears her throat, suddenly very busy with papers.
PALLAVI
Look. One thing.
SONIA
What?
PALLAVI
I don’t like staying here late alone.
SONIA
(straight-faced, then honest)
Same.
Pallavi blinks. The corporate armor drops a little.
PALLAVI
You too?
SONIA
I mean... yes. Obviously.
PALLAVI
Obviously.
SONIA
I was just... making the room feel bigger.
PALLAVI
By lying?
SONIA
By branding.
They both almost laugh.
PALLAVI
So the important clause is...
SONIA
No one leaves alone after dark.
PALLAVI
That’s not in the contract.
SONIA
It is now.
Sonia grabs a sticky note and writes in big letters: NO SOLO DARK HOURS.
She slaps it onto the contract.
Pallavi looks at it, then at Sonia.
PALLAVI
This is not industry standard.
SONIA
Neither is your threatening voice.
PALLAVI
Fair.
Pallavi takes the pen and signs the sticky note like it’s a formal amendment.
SONIA
We good?
PALLAVI
We’re good.
Sonia signs too.
A beat. Relief.
PALLAVI
Contract renewed.
SONIA
With immediate effect.
Another faint creak outside.
Both women stand up at the same time.
PALLAVI
Chalo.
SONIA
Chalo.
They gather the papers together and head for the door, trying to look casual and failing completely.
CUT TO BLACK.
END
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