2 Female Actors (F + F) 5 - 8 Minutes Pure Comedy
Two Cups, No Sugar
Full Shooting Script in Industry Courier Monospace Format
INT. SMALL KITCHEN - AFTERNOON
Afternoon light. A small kitchen. Ceiling fan HUMS overhead. Tiled backsplash. Two mugs on the table. A sugar jar, spoon, biscuit tin. A PRESSURE COOKER WHISTLES in the background.
BINA (45), colorful house dress, reading glasses, bangles, stands by the stove like she owns the planet.
KRITI (22), college hoodie, messy ponytail, phone in hand, pretends to be very busy.
BINA
Chai bana de, Kriti. Aur dhang ki.
KRITI
Main bana rahi hoon. Aap bas... advice mat do.
BINA
Advice? Main? Arre, main toh guidance deti hoon.
KRITI
Haan, uninvited guidance.
Bina snorts. Kriti opens the sugar jar, then stops.
BINA
Pehle sugar daal. Warna chai ka taste kharab.
KRITI
Taste sugar se nahi, logon se kharab hota hai.
Bina turns, offended.
BINA
Matlab?
KRITI
Matlab jo har cheez par comment kare.
BINA
Achha? Aur jo phone se chipka rahe?
Kriti lifts her phone defensively.
KRITI
Busy hona crime hai?
BINA
Busy nahi. Secretive.
A beat.
The cooker WHISTLES louder.
KRITI
Aapko har cheez mein shaadi hi kyun dikhti hai?
BINA
Kyunki tumhari life mein career ke saath-saath ek insaan bhi hona chahiye.
KRITI
Aur aapko har insaan mein shaadi kyun dikhti hai?
BINA
Kyunki tumhari generation commitment se bhaagti hai.
KRITI
Aapki generation options se bhaagti thi.
Bina gasps.
BINA
Hum log practical the.
KRITI
Aap log lucky the.
Silence. Bina stirs the empty cup with the spoon like she’s thinking.
BINA
Lucky? Hmph.
KRITI
Haan. Aapke time pe sab available the.
BINA
Available? Arre, tum log toh ek text ka reply dene mein do din laga dete ho.
Kriti’s phone VIBRATES.
She flips it face down instantly.
Bina notices that.
BINA
Oho.
KRITI
Kya oho?
BINA
Kuch nahi.
KRITI
Aapka kuch nahi ka matlab bahut kuch hota hai.
Bina folds her arms.
BINA
Chalo, sach bolo. Kaun hai?
KRITI
Koi nahi.
BINA
Phone ne jhooth bol diya kya?
Kriti tries to stay cool.
KRITI
Rohan.
Bina freezes. Then slowly smiles.
BINA
Aha.
KRITI
Aisa mat dekhiye.
BINA
Main? Main toh kuch nahi.
Kriti groans.
KRITI
Aapka kuch nahi bhi lecture lagta hai.
Bina reaches for the sugar jar, then pauses.
BINA
Theek hai. Mera bhi ek... matter hai.
Kriti looks up.
KRITI
Kya?
Bina clears her throat, suddenly shy.
BINA
Building ka naya electrician.
KRITI
Suresh?
BINA
Haan.
KRITI
Aunty!
BINA
Kya aunty? Har baar bolta hai, “Aapki chai bahut achhi hai.”
KRITI
Oh no.
BINA
Oh yes.
They look at each other. The argument deflates.
KRITI
Toh hum dono... same scene mein phas gaye?
BINA
Tumhara Rohan, mera Suresh.
KRITI
Aur hum dono overthink kar rahe the.
BINA
Main overthink nahi karti.
KRITI
Aap over-talk karti hain.
Bina points the spoon at her.
BINA
Aur tum over-hide karti ho.
A beat. Then both laugh.
KRITI
Mujhe text karna hai.
BINA
Kar.
KRITI
Par agar awkward hua toh?
BINA
Toh kya? Zindagi hi awkward hai.
Kriti smiles.
KRITI
Aapko bhi kuch bolna hai?
Bina glances at the sugar jar.
BINA
Haan. Par pehle ek rule.
KRITI
Kaisa rule?
BINA
Paanch minute. Koi advice nahi.
KRITI
Deal.
Bina opens the sugar jar. Kriti picks up the spoon. They make tea together, finally in sync.
The cooker WHISTLE fades into the background.
BINA
Ab daal sugar.
KRITI
Kitni?
BINA
Apni marzi.
KRITI
Wah. Miracle.
Bina smiles, proud.
The tea simmers.
KRITI
Aunty...
BINA
Haan?
KRITI
Thanks. For... not being too much.
Bina pretends to be offended.
BINA
Main kabhi too much nahi hoti.
KRITI
Of course.
They pour tea into the two mugs.
Bina takes a sip. Kriti takes a sip.
Both react with surprise.
KRITI
Arre... theek hai.
BINA
Haan.
KRITI
Matlab, actually theek hai.
BINA
Kyunki advice kam thi.
Kriti laughs.
Her phone VIBRATES again.
She looks at it. Then calmly places it aside.
Bina slides the biscuit tin toward her.
BINA
Ab pehle chai.
KRITI
Aur baad mein?
BINA
Baad mein... jo bhi hoga, dekhenge.
They clink mugs lightly.
END.
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